Your Dating TalesTALES FROM THE DATING CRYPT…Crazy tales & advice in these crazy times!

So Ladies,

Have you ever been with a guy who …

a.  Was inexperienced?

b.  Was never with someone as hot as you?

c.  Had a problem not being able to control himself at the finish line?

This story pics up where “Once a ____, Always a _____” left off.  Check it out….

On the last night of my stay, the friend eventually left for good and I was finally alone with Jason.  Once again, being alone with him, I could tell he was somewhat nervous.  But we got around to fooling around, and of course, things started to get hot and heavy.

By this time, I could see that Jason was so hot he was sweating and he really wanted to take things further.

And so we decided to go there.

We were making out and getting all touchy feely.  He was totally into it.

Here’s where his geeky side came into play again…

Before we could even start, he yelled out “Wait, I don’t want to do this anymore”.

WTF????

I replied, “What’s wrong?”

He said, “I don’t know…I feel like I’ve pressured you or something.”

I replied, “Well, I’m a big girl so don’t worry about me.”

He said, “Ok, well I don’t want to do anything else because…”

At that point, I just said, “Ok, forget it then.”

Then he started coming up with all kinds of excuses.

Here’s what I am sure was the truth…He got too excited to fast and he came in his underwear. He didn’t know what to do about it, so he had to make up these stupid excuses.  It all worked out for the best anyway because he probably didn’t know what to do in the bedroom department.

I should have ditched him the second his friend showed up at the door.  Needless to say, I never spoke to him after that trip.  Can you believe, he never even called me?  I’m sure he felt like an idiot.

The moral of the coming story is to KNOW who you’re getting involved with. Call a spade a spade, if you know what I’m sayin!!!

So I met this guy who was visiting San Francisco for a science conference…

Actually, the way I met him went like this: I’m a member of a travel website, and I post blogs of my travels when I’m gone. A guy on the website, let’s call him Thomas, happened to contact me to say he would be in town for the conference. He was hoping a local could show him the hot spots in SF. Sounded good to me since that’s what I use the site for when I’m in other cities.

When I went out to meet up with Thomas, he was with his friend Jason, who was also attending the conference. We all hung out and got along perfectly, but Jason and I really got along well.

Now keep in mind, these guys were geeks. Jason was a rocket scientist (really!); not much experience in the “real world”, and definitely not much experience in the dating department. But he had just enough of a personality to keep my attention.

After they left town, Jason and I kept in pretty close contact…e-mails and phone calls on a regular basis.

Finally, he mentioned that he wanted to come back to SF for a long weekend. I was fine with him staying with me. But when he came out, he seemed kind of awkward without his friend. He just wasn’t the same guy; more quiet, more reserved, always walked in back of me when we walked down the street. It was like, all of a sudden, he was a little kid.

(I wish someone could have handed me that freaking clue!)

During the course of the weekend, nothing really happened in the bedroom department…nevertheless, the weekend went well.

After a couple months of keeping in touch, Jason invited me out to visit him in his city. Apparently, he really wanted to impress me because he told me not to worry, he would put us up in a hotel. Sounded fantastic!

I arrived at the hotel, which was pretty posh, and met up with Jason in the lobby. We got up to the room and there were two beds….I thought to myself, “Awww, what a gentleman…he arranged two beds because he wanted to make me comfortable!”

We were chillin for a couple of hours then there was a knock on the door.

WHO WAS IT?…….

Thomas!

Remember the original friend that contact me from the travel website? The three of hung out in San Francisco together?

And what did Thomas have with him??

Luggage!

WTF?????!!!!!!!

I had no freaking clue what was going on at this point.

At the door, they played it off like Thomas was in the city running some errands, and he needed a place to stay for the weekend.

I was f**ing floored!

What had really happened was that Jason, being the unsocialized geek that he was, knew he would be awkward without his friend, so he invited Thomas to come stay with us.

I asked Jason, “What the f*** is going on with the bed situation?”

As it turned out, Thomas wanted his own bed!

I immediately went downstairs to cool off and ask the hotel what their rates were. Unfortunately, being a posh type place, their rates were too unreasonable for me.

After I cooled off, I decided, ok, I’m just gonna make the best of this situation. So I lightened up my attitute a bit and just rolled with the punches. What did that mean???? That means that I slept in one bed one Jason, while Thomas slept in his bed.

Pretty pathetic, huh?

It doesn’t end there, but I’ll continue the rest of the story later.

Let’s leave it on this note for now….

Like I said, call a spade a spade! If he’s a geek, he’s a geek. I should have expected nothing more than geeky behavior!